I think there should have been a warning at the top of this newsletter: ‘contains images of Bojo in togs’ (thank the gods he wasn’t in budgie smugglers). Otherwise, perfection.
Perfect reading as always but especially for morning of '11.2 feels like 10' and pouring - we are definitely still in the lion stage of the turn.
Years ago Boris, made famous by that song by the Kunts, said the jab had 'no effect on him' - even on 'the drug' he was still indulging in midnight feasts of "cheddar and chorizo washed down with half a bottle of wine' and (frighteningly) that If a healthy middle age man displays sudden weight loss 'either he has fallen hopelessly in love, or is about to mount a Tory leadership bid'.
I think there should have been a warning at the top of this newsletter: ‘contains images of Bojo in togs’ (thank the gods he wasn’t in budgie smugglers). Otherwise, perfection.
Wonderful, and I speak as one who's just spent far too long with one of those shavers and various jerseys.
It's just so satisfying!
Perfect reading as always but especially for morning of '11.2 feels like 10' and pouring - we are definitely still in the lion stage of the turn.
Years ago Boris, made famous by that song by the Kunts, said the jab had 'no effect on him' - even on 'the drug' he was still indulging in midnight feasts of "cheddar and chorizo washed down with half a bottle of wine' and (frighteningly) that If a healthy middle age man displays sudden weight loss 'either he has fallen hopelessly in love, or is about to mount a Tory leadership bid'.
Good grief. We're living in a Yeats poem
I love your pieces every week! They make me laugh out loud ( sorely needed by this UK reader). What a very talented writer you are. ♥️
Oh PATRICIA 💐
I love shaving my woolies as well! I went and got them out of storage today as we're moving into Autumn here!
Is it too early for hot puddings? (What a ridiculous question. It's never too early)
Did you know you can get electric de-pilling gadgets on Temu? Then you won't cut holes in your jumpers.
Lovely writing as ever.
I definitely need something higher-powered than mine, which runs on two AA batteries and doesn't really get into the seams