Incredible 🤣. I only recently discovered Rory Stewart on account of listening to The Rest is Politics podcast but was yet to put a face to the voice. I’m not sure what to make of all this. I find it frustrating that the few sex dreams I’ve had over the years involve people I don’t want to have sex with and no actual sex occurs.
OMG. Literally crying. I was watching TRiP yesterday and did a little stalking, it started with me wondering whether or not he dyes his hair? But ended up being a deep dive into wife, wedding, latest news etc. And then this today!
My last hot dream was about Marlon Williams, who said he really needed to be with me…. Even though I couldn’t give him any children. 😆
I'm not having any sex dreams 'on the patch'. I'm feeling very cheated. But not cheating. I completely agree about NZ options though. God forbid, if a dream did happen, it would probably be someone like Darroch Ball!
Oh, by the way, I was doom scrolling through The Spinoff (it's so depressing) and came across a bright patch which was your piece on Guinea Pigs. Jesus aren't they just horrible critters for pets? No wonder they are a gourmet delight in Sth America. My kids had them too and every time we opened the back door they squeaked for food. I think in the end they escaped and one of our dogs ate them. All guinea pigs come to a sad end, alas. But I loved your piece on them.
They were the WORST. Mucking out bags and bags of filthy straw, cutting up their veg and offering enrichment activities, and they were just furious or depressed all the time. UGH.
Giving this perimenopausal woman a good chuckle. My dream last night was stopping my car on a roundabout to help a woman wrestle a dog (which turned into a kitten) into the vet hospital and when I walked back outside someone had stolen my car! Try and do a good deed and this is what happens in dream land!
Your sentence about the distance from a museum and not minding, will keep me going for ages. Beautifully put.
Dead on & deadly & and yet also loving. So dang good
Yes!! So true
Incredible 🤣. I only recently discovered Rory Stewart on account of listening to The Rest is Politics podcast but was yet to put a face to the voice. I’m not sure what to make of all this. I find it frustrating that the few sex dreams I’ve had over the years involve people I don’t want to have sex with and no actual sex occurs.
Same HERE! Such a waste!
Makes it all that much more cringeable in the morning.
OMG. Literally crying. I was watching TRiP yesterday and did a little stalking, it started with me wondering whether or not he dyes his hair? But ended up being a deep dive into wife, wedding, latest news etc. And then this today!
My last hot dream was about Marlon Williams, who said he really needed to be with me…. Even though I couldn’t give him any children. 😆
You’ve made my weekend . (60 from Ori Bay)
Marlon should be so lucky!!!!!! Thank you, Leigh!
Laughed so loud my dog woke and adjusted his position.
Leah, you have me in fits, this is hilarious! A national treasure - get thee to Te Papa!! Also, when's the book coming out?
Oh my goodness, Ineka. I keep being distracted from it. SIGH
The wallpaper! 🤣
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So funny 🤣
Aw brilliant piece. Made me smile all the way through. Laughed out loud at bits and loved the response of the friends husband , ‘ who hasn’t?’
Oh, me too, Margaret! It made my day, his remark
I was horrified to wake up once and find I’d had a sex dream with Alex Salmond. I’m not even an SNP supporter!
Snortle! Your blood must have frozen in your veins!
I'm not having any sex dreams 'on the patch'. I'm feeling very cheated. But not cheating. I completely agree about NZ options though. God forbid, if a dream did happen, it would probably be someone like Darroch Ball!
Snicker!!!!!!!!
Killing me.
Oh, by the way, I was doom scrolling through The Spinoff (it's so depressing) and came across a bright patch which was your piece on Guinea Pigs. Jesus aren't they just horrible critters for pets? No wonder they are a gourmet delight in Sth America. My kids had them too and every time we opened the back door they squeaked for food. I think in the end they escaped and one of our dogs ate them. All guinea pigs come to a sad end, alas. But I loved your piece on them.
They were the WORST. Mucking out bags and bags of filthy straw, cutting up their veg and offering enrichment activities, and they were just furious or depressed all the time. UGH.
Oh GOD, he looks exactly like my ex from the eyes down, and weirdly, that guy lives in Karori. He's only 38. (I'm not. Ha ha).
I don't mind Kabul Rory. But Rory dressed like a Christmas nutcracker? UNSEXY
Kabul Rory is HOOTTTTTTTTT.
Hilarious! Thank you!
Giving this perimenopausal woman a good chuckle. My dream last night was stopping my car on a roundabout to help a woman wrestle a dog (which turned into a kitten) into the vet hospital and when I walked back outside someone had stolen my car! Try and do a good deed and this is what happens in dream land!
Equal parts hilarity and ick.
Nowt wrong with Rory! Might not be the prettiest boy, but they are usually of the Other Path. And think of the conversation! You'd NEVER be bored!
I agree. Unconventional looking men are usually the sexiest
I think there is something appealing about him, tbh. My friend agrees, but we are so old maybe we can see beyond the obvious….